jonsnowhite:

marauders locations: beech tree at the edge of the lake · gryffindor common room · gryffindor boys' dormitory · forbidden forest · secret passages · quidditch field · restricted section · shrieking shack · whomping willow

trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

voyagehour:

i’ve been feeling rly sluggish and a little down, so just to motivate myself and remind myself 

jedavu:

Portraits of Birds Ruffling with Personality by Leila Jeffreys

"Food, food, food, food, food!"

ladykestrels:

      Somewhere inside me is a merciful, forgiving person. Somewhere there is a girl who tries to understand what people are going through, who accepts that people do evil things and that desperation leads them to darker places than they ever imagined. I swear she exists, and she hurts for the repentant boy I see in front of me.
                                                                       But if I saw her, I wouldn’t recognize her.

“I like how….”

me when I don’t like how (via hellomolls)