jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

asylum-art:

Limzy Wei: Flowergirls

artist on tumblr

Malaysian artist Lim Zhi Wei adorns her watercolors entitled “ Flowergirls” with real flowers, to a stunning effect.

petervquill:

What is your favorite swear word?

lesboflow:

Comment on the size of a man’s penis and it’s a low blow and a stab at his masculinity. Comment on the size of a woman’s anything and it’s a social norm. 

I am not some starry eyed waif here to succumb to your … your pelvic sorcery!

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

🌙 #makeup #muotd #selfie #urbandecay #nyx

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

sassykardashian:

*deletes your messages off my phone to symbolically delete you out of my life*

Would You Rather

Pierce your nose or your tongue? Nose, ha
Drink whole or skimmed milk? Skim
Die in a fire or drowning? Fire
Spend time with your parents or enemies? Parents

Are You?

Simple or complicated? Simple
Straight, gay, bisexual, other? Straight
Tall or short? Short af
Right handed or left handed? Right
A lover of music or a lover of books? Both 

Do You Prefer

Flowers or sweets? Sweets
Grey or black? Black
Color photos or black-and-white photos? Both
Sunrise or sunset? Sunset
M&Ms or Skittles? M&Ms
Staying up late or waking up early? Staying up late
Sun or moon? Moon
Winter or Autumn? Autumn
10 acquaintances or 2 best friends? 2 best friends
Rainy or sunny? Rainy
Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Vanilla
Vodka or Jack? Jack

About You

What time is it? 11:10 pm
Name? Kate
Nicknames? Katie, Kathy
When is your birthday? December 16th
What do you want? A job that I love
How many kids do you want? None or max 1
What would you name a girl? Spencer for both girl & boy
What would you name a boy? 
You want to get married? Eh
What kind of music do you like? Anything

Unique

Nervous habits? Nail biting, mumbling
Are you double-jointed? Yup
Can you roll your tongue? Yup
Can you raise one eyebrow? Mhmm
Can you cross your eyes? Yessir

Random

Which shoe goes on first? Whichever
Ever thrown something at someone? Yup
On average, how much money do you carry with you? However much is on my card
What jewelry do you wear? Necklaces & rings
Have you ever eaten Spam? Ew
Favorite ice cream? Cookies & Cream
How many kinds of cereal are in your cupboard? A lot

Last

Car ride? This afternoon
Song played?  Idk
Person you saw? My sister
Time you cried? Don’t remember
Fight? Recently

peterwigggin:

au where police officers get held accountable for their actions